Will You Snail? Game Review

Dear humans,
There is no way to escape and I’d like to remind you that I’m better than you. The only thing you can do is lose, and this game will be a celebration of my superiority.Why do you need to play this?
To entertain me. This game was created for MY personal entertainment… Hey, come on, don’t worry… There’s a chance. Humans can be so frustrated… pathetic.What is this game?
This is a game that relies on skills. It’s a game that revolves around the player, who is a tiny and insignificant snail who is trying to beat me.
Three hours of high-quality time WITH ME (an exclusive package I may add)Precise and quick-paced playing on platformsLots to be mockedThe illusion of mastery and achievementThe possibility of me eventually winning an enjoyable little puzzle to discover… the significance of life
I can’t wait to find out what is actually going on here… LOL
See you on the other side
Squid


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